I’ve decided Germany is going to be all about being natural. I’ve stopped shaving my legs, I’ve stopped taking my birth control, and I don’t have access to Diet Coke. I’m going to grow my hair back out and see what happens. 

Nature is the keyword.

Oh, and beer. SO MUCH BEER! I used to not like it, but Germany has changed my mind. Fuck nature. Give me a street beer. Straßebier ist meine Lieblingsdinge.