December 2009
51 posts
Best Christmas Present Evah.
TruBlood energy drink.
Bump it.
So good.
Letterbomb
I want to see American Idiot: The Musical so bad.
Gross
choisissions:
emmery:
I have crumbs in my
boobs.
in your boobs? hahahaha Idek y that’s so funny to
me
Jeez. In my cleav. I was eating a truffle in bed and the crumbs fell down my shirt. I’m shocked everyone is so interested in my dirty pillows.
justinerules:
My tonsiles are completely covered in little white spots…ew. wtf. strep? ugh.
If it smells like cottage cheese, it’s strep throat.
Gross
I have crumbs in my boobs.
Mutant
I’m not watching X-men: Evolution. What are you talking about?
My mom
loves cheese almost as much as I do.
I love
Facebook stalking.
Christmas!
“Seriously. Jesus started the whole “wait three days” thing. He waited THREE days...”
– Barney Stinson - How I Met Your Mother [4.21] (via howimetyourmothersource) (via fuckyeahslightlyamusing)
Argh.
I am sick of being single. I must be the world’s least desirable human being that no one has even shown an interest in me in 5 months. Am I that unattractive? annoying?desperate? What am I doing wrong?
Emo bears.
I cried just thinking about polar bears drowning because of global warming.
Just some words of wisdom.
alyssaroseb:
I’m not saying you have to follow what I say, or even agree with it for that matter. A lot of you might not even care what I have to say. I’m just going to say it because it needs to be said.
Don’t let people wonder about your posts, because that only causes problems.
Give all the details. If you cannot, there must be something bad or wrong about it and you might want to fix the...
Kevin got accepted into MIT!!! :)
(via joyaesthetic)
I’m so excited for him!
“They stared at me like gay deer in the headlights.”
– Tabatha of “Tabatha’s Salon Takeover”
Fuck yeah
Tabatha’s Salon Takeover!
Citizen Heineman
Answering Gallup polls, giving blood. Look out, voting, you’re next on my list of civic duties to conquer.
Emily
Is
The
Coolest
Ever.
I feel like
I’m trapped in an early Green Day song.
This. Always. Happens. To. Me.
(via justinerules)
Justine, I know how you feel. Sometimes, I feel like people around me are either annoyed by my very presence or are just using me to get their way. It’s hard to feel alone, especially when you feel like you shouldn’t “burden anyone with your probelms.” But I think if you reach out to people you’ll be suprised by their compassion.
Good night, Moon.
I really enjoyed my evening. I didn’t dwell on things I shouldn’t care about, I showed off the new “Batcave,” I won a game of Clue and made three pizzas. I am properly proud of my presently postive prespective.
Twitter/Tumblr
makes me feel like the creepiest creeper. I’m reading everyone else’s conversations and not adding anything. Creepy…
“Oh, Mummy! Tell me about the time you were in college and there was a blizzard!...”
– British Emily
We are
a pack of hungry wolves. Fear us.
To those whom say scooping:
Shoveling is far superior.
Punching a mirror.
I can’t get over the anger I feel at this moment. This pain is as enduring as a burnt tounge, as stubborn as Sharpie marker on white cotton, as nagging as a gnat in summer.
Alright.
I’ve got three blankets, a sheet, pillows surrounding me, AND a space heater on. If I’m cold tonight it will be because I died.
I'm having flashbacks…
… to sophomore year.