Knuddeln

buzzfeedfood:

Tomatoes and basil and mozz and you and me, LET’S DO THIS THING.

Recipes: 37 Delicious Ways To Eat Caprese

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panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

androcidal:

home-of-amazons:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery

it’s right there

I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out

but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find

fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE

maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis

“it’s right there!”

“here?”

“no those are my balls”

“in here somewhere?”

“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

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Tanner. Loves. Bagels.

collegehumor:

Game of Cones

I wonder if they have the Lannisters’ favorite flavors, Betrayal, Incest, and Cookie Dough?

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marxvx:

A guide about how to use sex toys entitled Dildos and Dildon’ts

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Me and my dad at #cws! #happyfathersday

Sullen party poopers

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